A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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