Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
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