fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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