id be glad to
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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