HIV tests are more positive than that guy
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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