Can Purell be used as lube?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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