Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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