That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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