I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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