yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I think a kid would responsible me up
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
