Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
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Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
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