So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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