I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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