I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
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The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
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