careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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