I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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