wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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