i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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