We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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