My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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