Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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