people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
