okay pat passed out under dana's car
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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