what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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