Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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