it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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