Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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