ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Who died my cat blue again?
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