So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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