HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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