Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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