If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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