You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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