absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
false alarm, still single
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