Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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