he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
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And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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