i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
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So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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