when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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