someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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