so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
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Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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