office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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