I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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