You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
you will always have a special place in my vag
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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