dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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