tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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