what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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