There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
this just has baby written all over it
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I did not marry a roomba.
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