One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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