My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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