Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Pooping to opera.
Randomize
