you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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