Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
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And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I need moral support for this bender
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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