Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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