i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize