Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Randomize
