im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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